Friday, 30 October 2015

POP NIGHT @ HEARTLAND HOTEL ABA

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Show show at heart land hotel aba title #popNight...... Today being 31st october 2015....... Artist include

#Playboy
#xtenbaba
#ruffcoinnwaaba
#okon
#exnel
#iamliliyke
#ucheoguagu
#flavour
#duncanmight
Djs include
#djFocus
#djkolo

And many more aba artist/commdians dat will make yr day fun....... It is happening life dot miss it
#iamliliyke

Friday, 23 October 2015

LAUGH LIKE A KID

Six Laughs:
No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. ************************************
No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum." ************************************
No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"
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No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!
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No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. **********************************
No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" ************************************
Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the smiles, share them With 1 friend you love very well.
If I am the one,
Share it to me privately.#iamliliyke

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

LIL-IYKE_FT_CUTEPRINCE_FT_MO-BLISS_FT_U. D TRICES-COULD DIX BE LOVE

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Woh..... Up coming artist increase every day in aba.. Abia state.... Click to Download dix hot TrAcK by LIL-IYKE a fast rapper/singer..... A must listen click to Download www.lil-iyke.mywapblog.com ALSO click to Download www.cuteworld.mywapblog.com or also download http://www.datafilehost.com/d/EA33E96 .... Plz go to blogroll and download dix hot jamz for free...... A must listen... All djs mix on it.
#iamliliyke

fuel susidy in IHIE-UKWU COMMUNITY. abia state today

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Look at d picture of fine oil petrolleum limited were people from port harcourt came looking for fuel....Everybody in IHIE-UKWU went out looking for a place to buy fuel.......

Saturday, 17 October 2015

Question Of The Day:- Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Fall Easily For Guys With Cars?

Am not here to bash any girl or
anything but with personal
experiences here and there, Inoticed
my assertion above can be nothing
far from truth. Some of these girls
actually quantify the riches or
standard of a guy with the car he
drives… Or if he even has one at all.
A guy with a car has half of the
“toasting” job pretty much done easy
for him cos of his car.
ONE OF MY MANY EXPERIENCES:
I was at a garden around my
neighborhood having drinks with
friends when i saw this beautiful girl
walked in,i called on her in the most
respectful way i can but she acted
like no one was talking to her,i stood
up and walked up to her trying to
spark up a convo but again she
snubbed me(almost giving me the
“talk to the hand” thingy,while
looking at me head to toe).I left her
site back to a round of mockery and
laughter by my tipsy friends.I took
the shame thinking “what went
wrong”, “Am i not
handsome,charming or articulate
enough”?.I noticed her friends came
later on and it was excitement and
laughter from them,whilst
occasionally pointing towards our
direction and the loser(Probably me)
…I don die!
To my surprise,days after,i was
‘driving’ out of my hood when i saw
that same girl,i honked my horn and
parked right beside her.Before i
could whisper to myself ‘pls no more
embarrassment from this girl!’…she
stopped and was actually looking
excited,she greeted me “Good
afternoon” more than twice when i
pretended like i didn’t hear her the
first two times.More surprising
was,before i could say a word she
immediately asked me(with a wide
grin) “am i not the guy from the
other day,the guy from the garden?”
And am like “yea” next thing she
started apologizing like her life
depended on it. Damn! Magic! I
thought to myself.
Note:I got to know this girl very well
afterwards,she is 20 and by all
standards not a runs girl.
I probably wouldn’t have gotten her
attention if it wasn’t for the car.Smh!
Such a turn-off!
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